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Hi Doc,
My girlfriends and I are gorgeous and we've been to the ER a few
times. What we'd like to know is why the doctors or nurses are never
attractive?
Anna
Hello Anna,
Touché! Why aren't the attending doctors attractive? Because you've
never been to my ER! Just kidding. OK, now I'll be serious. I
don't know if you saw 60 Minutes this past Sunday, but on that show one
segment discussed how so many doctors practicing in the United States were born
(and usually attended medical school) in foreign countries such as India and
Pakistan. Therefore, unless you find such people attractive, your chance
is less of finding an attractive doctor.
And why haven't you seen an attractive nurse? Well, because you've never
been to my ER — and now I'm being serious. I've worked with attractive
nurses of both sexes. For example, one male nurse with whom I used to
work, Larry, was so attractive to women that some of them forgot why they were
in the ER and at least one of them went into the human equivalent of heat and
made quite a scene as she begged Larry to boink her on her ER gurney.
In terms of attractive female ER nurses (a subject of far more interest to me!),
some real beauties stand out in my mind, such as Tami, Sharon, and Karen (who
was a Mrs. Michigan). We also had some very attractive nurses who
moonlighted in the ER, such as Lisa and Kelly. I could go on and list
more, but you get the point: there ARE attractive nurses in the ER.
In fact, all of the ones I mentioned are noticeably more attractive than the
actresses who portray ER nurses on television.
However, there are of course many nurses who aren't very appealing in a physical
sense. It seems to me that there is a somewhat higher prevalence of
obesity amongst female nurses than in the general population. Why?
Well, the federal government hasn't funded much research into this subject, so I
can only speculate. My primary guess is that since nurses make a good
living, they don't need a spouse to support them. Hence, in my mind there
is less incentive for them to stay in shape. In fact, I wonder if this
phenomenon is partly responsible for the alarming increase in obesity in the
general population as compared to just a few decades ago. More women work
now, so they don't need men for financial support as they once did.
Obviously, there are other explanations (people are now more sedentary than ever
before, people eat in restaurants more often, etc.) but I do believe that one of
the foremost reasons for staying in good shape is because you either want or
need a spouse. I certainly don't need a spouse to support me, but I'd very
much like to get married, so I'm willing to work my butt off to stay in shape.
If there were only men in this world, I'd probably eat pizza every day and never
lift weights. The things we do for love, eh?
NOTE: Anna declined to substantiate her claim that she and her
girlfriends are gorgeous. Perhaps they are, but I'm skeptical because the
last person who sent her picture to me claimed that she is attractive
("hot", as she termed it) but looked like the "before" picture
in a weight loss ad. Obviously, some people don't have a realistic
conception of how others view them. I suppose I shouldn't blame them,
because people oftentimes have difficulty perceiving the truth about themselves
when that truth isn't flattering. A case in point: me! When I
was a resident I gained quite a bit of weight (thanks to free food, a
never-ending supply of pecan pie, and no exercise). However, it wasn't
until I got in shape (a year after residency) that I could look back and realize
how disgusting my bloated body had been.
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Cast away your preconceptions of sex books as
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The Science of Sex
Enhancing Sexual Pleasure,
Performance, Attraction, and Desire
by Kevin Pezzi, MD
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